It all started when Harry Potter went to Mordor to pawn the One Ring in order to save Narnia from total destruction, stumbled into Darth Vader and accidentally discovered Sauron's most embarrassing secret...

Not really based on any true story.

In the recently published memoir, Mother Teresa admitted that she had always wanted to be a Beatle. And who can blame her? After all, so did Elvis, Ozzy, Ringo, and Elton John. This movie was made possible by a generous grant from the Rolling Stones Foundation for Second Best Rock Stars.